January 2011
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Happy fuckin' new year, kids.
Now if you’ll all excuse me, I have a date with my good friend Jose Cuervo. If I post anything obnoxious tonight, I sincerely apologize.
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December 2010
People keep telling me that eventually, the "right...
stay-classyxo: OH MY GOD THIS
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lethalmutation: oh the warmth of your eyes swept me into your arms.
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The 18th GIF in your folder will be the end of you
moralquandary: vaati: oh O.o I’m rebageling this purely for the scary dancing mudkip.
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Dec 30th
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I love David Bowie
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Off to see some of my faaavorite boys.
To do what? We’ve no idea. Peace out, kids!
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Charmanders are red. Mudkips are blue. If you were...
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Spongebob is great.
caitlinsue:
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Buy it, use it, break it, fix it, Trash it, change...
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I hate being sick.
I can’t breathe. And I missed hanging with my friends that I’ve been neglecting due to work and conflicting schedules. It sucks. I apologize. I wish I had something more entertaining to bitch about.
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Something is bothering me.
So, do I bring it up with the other person involved in said something, or do I just shut up and ignore it? I mean, I know what the logical answer is. Obviously this issue needs to be discussed. Not saying anything about it makes it affect more people than just he and I. Not just people, but somebody who has no idea what’s going on, and I predict that she might just flip a bitch if she finds...
Dec 28th
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28508.) I want a miniature pig sO0O0O0O0O badly...
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Anonymous asked: That sign is so obviously photoshopped. It's meant to read "We'd rather go naked than wear fur". Those women were perfectly willing, that isn't disrespect.
Dec 27th
Anonymous asked: That sign is so obviously photoshopped. It's meant to read "We'd rather go naked than wear fur". Those women were perfectly willing, that isn't disrespect.
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See ya later, Tumblr.
I’m off to Washington for Christmas. And I’m sick and coughing my organs out, but it’s cool. I didn’t, y’know, need those or anything. So, happy non-denominational winter holiday, kids!
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For fuck's sake.
She’s kept me waiting all fucking night because of her stupid boyfriend. She says at 3:30, “I need a couple hours to go shop for him”. That’s fine. 10:30 rolls around and she’s telling me that she had to go pick him up in Southeast Portland, and didn’t bother to let me know? Even though I’ve been sitting here for the last seven fucking hours waiting for...
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Dec 23rd
I went to the mall tonight
and bought some clothes. Like, real people clothes. Like, I could actually pass for a college kid now and not look like I’m still in high scool. Hooray! Also, my mother is horribly obnoxious to store clerks when she’s drunk/high. It’s embarrassing.
Dec 23rd
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