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Screech if you love Taxxons
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greatredwoodrepublic replied to your post: Watching HIMYM and there was a bit about weed that…
Give you a hint: I’m ted.
That may or may not have been exactly what I was thinking. Also, I’m thinkin’ Jer would be Marshall.
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Watching HIMYM and there was a bit about weed that just happened. It reminded me of a few friends mostly because Marshall almost cried about a calzone and then had a let’s-hug-it-out-bro moment with Ted.
Give it 8-10 years, and I swear to you, I will know Ted and Marshall.
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takeafuckingsh0wer:
NO SIR I DO NOT BITE MY THUMB AT YOU SIR BUT I BITE MY THUMB SIR
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Another night of surfing Tumblr with my kitty pal.
There are some nights where I just want to get in my car, get on I84 and drive until I don’t know where I am. Maybe I’ll turn around and drift back to Portland. Maybe I’ll find a town whose name feels good on my tongue, and I’ll stay there until another strong wind blows me eastwards or blows me home.
Who knows. Maybe I won’t stop at all.
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If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
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O: HGDOOAS-POCAWCONAPLUMDK (Operation: Hopefully Get Drunk Off Of A Six-Pack Of Cider And Watch Cartoons On Netflix And Potentially Level Up My Death Knight) engaged.
Fuck, today sucked. Go away Sunday. We aren’t friends.
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lyssamae answered your question: Ever have one of those days where everything sucks?
I love you!!
Perfect answer is perfect. You win all of the awards for the day. <3
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Reading some of the things that people post on Tumblr make me feel bad for being a cisgendered white woman/having preferences in whom I’m attracted to/shaving my legs/any number of other things, because if I really supported the societal issues that I do in fact support, then I would have no preferences about anything except a blinding wish for social justice.
I love you, Tumblr, and I know...
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petitedino asked: I wuv you!!!!
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There is no end to the amounts of hilarity to be had wandering around thrift stores with a friend. Add sushi for dinner and you’ve got yourself a slap-happy, butt-smacking good Friday afternoon!
I only wish he didn’t have to go home so dang early. I mean, it’s only 6pm and I’m already home, presumably for the night. Sigh.
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He’s given up on trying to get a picture of my boobs, so now we’re debating the pros and cons of nipple piercings. Also, I’ve got him half convinced that he wants to get them done.
I fucking love drunk people.