girl: i'm so wet
boy: how wet
girl: my body is approximately 70% water
I must admit, this weekend has been pretty awesome. But at this exact moment, 7:31pm on August 26th, I am overcome with the most overpowering feeling of frustration and helplessness.
I hope you live a life you’re proud of. If you find that you’re not, I hope you...– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via polycule)
My head hurts and my ankle hurts and I have to be up in six hours and I just want to go to sleep and not wake up for a long time. …Gah.
adecentfellow: I made my Steam profile name “Kelly C” and in every game I play I just run around screaming “WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS?!”
[[MORE]]I was having such a good day and it was totally ruined as soon as I got home. Fuck you, fuck your drugs, fuck your addiction, and mostly, fuck the fact that you don’t give enough of a shit to get help after you promised me you would. Y’know what? Fine. If you don’t care, then I don’t care. Tonight, for instance. You’re throwing a party at work tomorrow. You...
Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
rory5000 replied to your post: would you ever suck a horse’s penis? What the kind of question is that? RIGHT?! Seriously. I hardly ever get asks, and when I do, they’re like that. Jeez.
petitedino: whenever someone writes “hmu” i think of “emu”. always have, always will. hmu emu!